Real American Hero

No it's not GI Joe, it is Chuck Norris. I figured it was only a matter of time before I would do a blog about Mr. Norris and the time is now.....enjoy.


-Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-Chuck Norris won a staring contest against his reflection.

-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

-Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

-Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

-Chuck Norris once had a heart attack....his heart lost.

-Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.

-Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

-When God said, "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "say please."

-MC Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

-The president has Chuck Norris on speed dial...on the red phone.

-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

-Nobody does it like Sara Lee, except Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.